1 00:00:02,110 --> 00:00:04,130 You looking good in them jeans. 2 00:00:04,330 --> 00:00:05,330 Yeah. 3 00:00:05,350 --> 00:00:07,370 Girl, I'm trying to get in between. 4 00:00:08,330 --> 00:00:12,070 Now you're looking at me like maybe. No, don't do that. 5 00:00:12,350 --> 00:00:15,350 Now you got me screaming. Come here, baby. Come here, baby. 6 00:00:16,190 --> 00:00:18,930 Come here, baby. Come here, baby. 7 00:00:19,250 --> 00:00:20,770 Come here, baby. 8 00:00:21,430 --> 00:00:24,150 Come here, baby. Come here, baby. Come here, baby. 9 00:00:24,970 --> 00:00:25,970 Come here, 10 00:00:27,310 --> 00:00:29,190 baby. Come here, baby. 11 00:00:30,110 --> 00:00:35,910 Let me see you jump and look, baby These bands I'm about to blow, come here, 12 00:00:35,970 --> 00:00:36,969 baby 13 00:00:36,970 --> 00:00:41,650 If you're looking good in that little shit, little baby, look like the type of 14 00:00:41,650 --> 00:00:45,410 shit you think you did. Face up and down, we'll bust a dick. Say it like 15 00:00:45,410 --> 00:00:48,530 when I kiss the shit. I'm a hustler, baby, let me do my thing. And at the end 16 00:00:48,530 --> 00:00:49,650 the night, I be making it rain. 17 00:00:49,910 --> 00:00:52,670 Business man, I ain't chasing fame. But at the end of the night, I bet you know 18 00:00:52,670 --> 00:00:56,870 my name. B -I -B -E. Yo, bitch, fuck dust, but I'm trying to stay focused. I 19 00:00:56,870 --> 00:01:01,130 change your life because you riding in the focus. Just don't leave me young. 20 00:01:01,550 --> 00:01:06,050 So then I have to call you Moses. I see you posing for the camera, but I don't 21 00:01:06,050 --> 00:01:07,090 see you close to me. 22 00:01:07,450 --> 00:01:10,610 Come, baby, let me see you dance for me. 23 00:01:11,550 --> 00:01:13,750 You looking good in them jeans. 24 00:01:14,850 --> 00:01:17,010 Girl, I'm trying to get in between. 25 00:01:18,210 --> 00:01:20,630 Now you looking at me like Mary. 26 00:01:21,710 --> 00:01:24,990 Now you got me screaming, come here, baby. Come here, baby. 27 00:01:25,730 --> 00:01:26,750 Come here, baby. 28 00:01:27,130 --> 00:01:28,130 What's with you? 29 00:01:45,930 --> 00:01:47,170 You used that excuse last week. 30 00:01:49,370 --> 00:01:50,950 The two of you used to be really good friends. 31 00:01:51,530 --> 00:01:55,870 I mean, Lacey's a good yoga buddy, but... I mean, we're not exactly 32 00:01:57,990 --> 00:01:58,990 Don't be immature. 33 00:01:59,310 --> 00:02:03,690 Okay? It's gonna be... It's a dinner party, okay? It's gonna be fun. There's 34 00:02:03,690 --> 00:02:05,350 gonna be lots of people there for you to talk to. 35 00:02:07,230 --> 00:02:09,729 Yeah, that's exactly what I need to unwind. 36 00:02:10,070 --> 00:02:11,750 It's a small talk with strangers. 37 00:02:13,190 --> 00:02:15,250 Come on, you know that I think small talk is... 38 00:02:17,239 --> 00:02:18,260 Here we go. 39 00:02:18,860 --> 00:02:20,900 You always turn your back around on me. 40 00:02:21,900 --> 00:02:24,580 You accepted the invitation last week with a smile. 41 00:02:25,400 --> 00:02:27,620 That's because I thought we were going to do the thing that we do with your 42 00:02:27,620 --> 00:02:31,380 parents. You know, one of us accepts, and then the other one comes up with 43 00:02:31,380 --> 00:02:34,800 excuse to get out of it. Like, you know, we have a doctor's appointment for 44 00:02:34,800 --> 00:02:38,940 Jonathan, or some work obligation, or fuck, let's tell them we have the 45 00:02:39,320 --> 00:02:41,400 You know, none of the neighborhood parents are vaccinating. 46 00:02:41,740 --> 00:02:43,400 That's it. We're a disease. 47 00:02:43,880 --> 00:02:44,880 We're terrible. 48 00:02:45,160 --> 00:02:46,260 That'll work perfectly. 49 00:02:46,660 --> 00:02:48,280 That'll be the perfect excuse. 50 00:02:53,080 --> 00:02:54,080 Come on. 51 00:02:55,040 --> 00:02:57,900 We never go out together like we used to anymore. 52 00:02:58,600 --> 00:03:03,000 Are we really going to spend our only free day with the neighbors? 53 00:03:03,380 --> 00:03:04,760 Well, I like Zach. 54 00:03:05,880 --> 00:03:07,140 And I like his company. 55 00:03:09,000 --> 00:03:10,460 You just want to get in on his company. 56 00:03:11,020 --> 00:03:13,600 Well, yeah, if he trusted me enough to make me his partner, that would be 57 00:03:13,600 --> 00:03:14,600 awesome. 58 00:03:14,960 --> 00:03:19,800 Then why is Zach and Lacey, of all people, so weird? 59 00:03:21,200 --> 00:03:22,600 Come on. Get up and get ready. 60 00:03:23,100 --> 00:03:25,680 I want to be there the minute we say we're going to be there. I want to show 61 00:03:25,680 --> 00:03:26,680 that I am reliable. 62 00:03:27,660 --> 00:03:30,780 Okay, wait. What if he has no intention of making me partner? 63 00:03:31,060 --> 00:03:34,000 What if he's just dangling that opportunity in front of you like a 64 00:03:34,220 --> 00:03:35,220 Why would you say that? 65 00:03:35,240 --> 00:03:36,189 They're freaks. 66 00:03:36,190 --> 00:03:39,070 Maybe they live a lonely life living with freaks. They're having a hard time 67 00:03:39,070 --> 00:03:39,849 making friends. 68 00:03:39,850 --> 00:03:41,010 What are you talking about? 69 00:03:41,350 --> 00:03:43,250 They have a house full of friends right now. 70 00:03:46,430 --> 00:03:49,870 Seriously, do you just think that, like, I'm incapable of being Zach's friend? 71 00:03:50,630 --> 00:03:51,630 Don't be stupid. 72 00:03:51,850 --> 00:03:52,529 No, seriously. 73 00:03:52,530 --> 00:03:54,750 The last time I tried to talk to him, you pulled me away. 74 00:03:55,070 --> 00:03:58,150 Nobody likes to stop and chat. What are you talking about? Lately, I offered us 75 00:03:58,150 --> 00:04:01,510 one of her cherries last night. I just don't understand. Why are you so 76 00:04:01,510 --> 00:04:02,510 interested? 77 00:04:03,050 --> 00:04:04,750 That's... No, no. 78 00:04:05,340 --> 00:04:08,900 That's probably them. Don't answer it. Maybe if I don't answer it, they'll go 79 00:04:08,900 --> 00:04:09,638 not home. 80 00:04:09,640 --> 00:04:12,260 What are you talking about? Our car's in the driveway. They're going to see it. 81 00:04:12,400 --> 00:04:13,400 Just answer the phone. 82 00:04:15,180 --> 00:04:16,180 It's just Alicia. 83 00:04:16,399 --> 00:04:17,399 Oh. 84 00:04:17,720 --> 00:04:18,720 Hello? 85 00:04:18,899 --> 00:04:20,660 Tell her not to invite her boyfriend over. 86 00:04:22,200 --> 00:04:23,200 You're kidding. 87 00:04:24,600 --> 00:04:27,440 Oh, no, no. It's fine. It's fine. 88 00:04:30,120 --> 00:04:32,600 Your mother's right. Finals are very important. 89 00:04:33,920 --> 00:04:34,920 Mm -hmm. 90 00:04:36,750 --> 00:04:39,970 Yeah, good luck in the finals. And tell your mom I said hi. 91 00:04:41,190 --> 00:04:42,190 Okay. 92 00:04:42,630 --> 00:04:43,630 Bye. 93 00:04:44,570 --> 00:04:45,770 Yes! Yes! 94 00:04:46,150 --> 00:04:47,670 With faith. With faith. 95 00:04:47,910 --> 00:04:49,970 No babysitter. No party. 96 00:04:50,530 --> 00:04:52,090 You can just stay in bed. 97 00:04:56,590 --> 00:04:57,590 What? 98 00:04:58,430 --> 00:05:02,170 Okay. I'm going to go take Jonathan's bottle. And then I'm going to get us a 99 00:05:02,170 --> 00:05:04,770 bottle of red. And we'll just be honest night seasons. 100 00:05:05,100 --> 00:05:06,100 two, three, and four. 101 00:05:06,240 --> 00:05:08,860 It's a marathon all night long. 102 00:05:09,080 --> 00:05:10,080 No, no, no. Wait, wait, wait, wait. 103 00:05:10,640 --> 00:05:13,820 Megan. Megan, yeah, yeah. Call the girlfriend down the street. Don't want 104 00:05:13,820 --> 00:05:16,280 glasses. Oh, come on. But Jonathan said that she stole from them. 105 00:05:16,760 --> 00:05:18,100 Yeah. But not from us. 106 00:05:18,340 --> 00:05:19,340 Yes. 107 00:05:19,520 --> 00:05:23,420 No. Oh, come on. No, no. My mom can watch her. 108 00:05:23,800 --> 00:05:27,720 Your mother? She'll give him nothing but cakes and candy. She can't be trusted 109 00:05:27,720 --> 00:05:28,720 with our baby. 110 00:05:28,980 --> 00:05:30,460 Or any baby, for that matter. 111 00:05:33,180 --> 00:05:34,180 I turned out okay. 112 00:05:34,860 --> 00:05:39,980 After $15 ,000 in dental work, that's a no on Grandma. A hard no. 113 00:05:40,440 --> 00:05:43,660 Look, Zach inherited his company from Lacey's father. 114 00:05:44,000 --> 00:05:46,540 And it's only getting larger, and it's growing. 115 00:05:46,980 --> 00:05:51,860 If I could just partner with him and tell him some of my ideas that we could 116 00:05:51,860 --> 00:05:56,100 sell him... And then you'd start working for him, and I'd be having to go to all 117 00:05:56,100 --> 00:05:58,020 the impromptu dinner parties and meetings. 118 00:05:58,500 --> 00:05:59,860 What happened to my little social butterfly? 119 00:06:00,360 --> 00:06:01,560 You used to love parties. 120 00:06:02,300 --> 00:06:07,460 How was college, all right? Before the obligations of our mortgage, of our son. 121 00:06:08,360 --> 00:06:13,480 I'm a mother now, and you're... Like, we're parents. We do not party. 122 00:06:14,040 --> 00:06:16,920 God, you talk like we're some, like, super old couple. 123 00:06:17,360 --> 00:06:18,360 Let's go have some fun. 124 00:06:19,200 --> 00:06:20,500 It's a dinner party. 125 00:06:21,760 --> 00:06:25,200 Let's just... But, Jonathan... Look. 126 00:06:27,600 --> 00:06:29,360 We are not going across town. 127 00:06:29,640 --> 00:06:31,600 We're literally going to be right across the street. 128 00:06:32,180 --> 00:06:34,620 One of us can just come over here and check on him every hour. 129 00:06:35,700 --> 00:06:37,180 That's not the only reason, Chad. 130 00:06:43,580 --> 00:06:44,640 Don't look at me like that. 131 00:06:48,620 --> 00:06:49,620 Please? 132 00:06:50,420 --> 00:06:51,640 My sweet love? 133 00:06:54,020 --> 00:06:55,020 Fine. 134 00:06:55,400 --> 00:06:56,640 I'll feed him and then we'll go. 135 00:06:57,000 --> 00:06:58,000 Yes! 136 00:07:19,500 --> 00:07:26,460 After you feed him, he'll probably be asleep for about four 137 00:07:26,460 --> 00:07:30,900 hours. Okay, no, no. I will only go to this if we can check on him every hour. 138 00:07:32,340 --> 00:07:33,340 Okay, fine. 139 00:07:34,020 --> 00:07:35,180 And if I don't have to talk. 140 00:07:37,720 --> 00:07:38,720 Okay, fine. 141 00:07:55,720 --> 00:07:58,780 I have a feeling this is going to be our best game yet. Yes. 142 00:08:00,420 --> 00:08:03,640 How many encounters will it take to win? 143 00:08:04,180 --> 00:08:05,920 Three. Top five. 144 00:08:10,340 --> 00:08:11,540 I'll call it 260. 145 00:08:12,300 --> 00:08:14,980 Oh, somebody's feeling optimistic. 146 00:08:15,700 --> 00:08:18,220 Well, my lady killed off the Johnsons in just two encounters. 147 00:08:19,780 --> 00:08:23,780 They were half dead when we met them, but the whites... 148 00:08:24,160 --> 00:08:25,520 Now they're a strong king. 149 00:08:25,720 --> 00:08:29,800 Yes. And you wrote the game. And no one can defeat you. 150 00:08:31,580 --> 00:08:34,960 Every queen needs her king. 151 00:08:40,100 --> 00:08:44,480 Her chump husband can't resist cocking at you every chance he gets. 152 00:08:45,520 --> 00:08:47,960 Is that where my power lies? 153 00:08:48,480 --> 00:08:49,520 My beauty? 154 00:08:52,520 --> 00:08:54,000 You say it like it's a fact, then. 155 00:08:55,020 --> 00:08:57,320 Beauty diminishes with age. 156 00:08:58,020 --> 00:09:03,700 I do not think I get enough credit for my width and my power of persuasion. 157 00:09:09,480 --> 00:09:15,140 Not to mention the decades of pure Irish tyranny pulsating through those veins. 158 00:09:16,540 --> 00:09:18,940 Tell me more about tyranny, my love. 159 00:09:20,270 --> 00:09:22,690 I can't wait to rule one day like my father. 160 00:09:23,250 --> 00:09:25,810 No, we don't need that type of pressure in our life. 161 00:09:26,390 --> 00:09:28,050 Not when we're trying to raise a family. 162 00:09:30,490 --> 00:09:31,490 No! 163 00:09:32,170 --> 00:09:34,030 We're not going through this again. 164 00:09:34,750 --> 00:09:38,490 Yeah, it's stupid to think that our son won't have any self -control just 165 00:09:38,490 --> 00:09:39,670 because I struggle with it. 166 00:09:41,550 --> 00:09:43,630 Your father wants his own flesh and blood. 167 00:09:44,170 --> 00:09:46,410 And you have to have the baby. 168 00:09:47,230 --> 00:09:48,810 I want the father to be me. 169 00:09:53,580 --> 00:09:58,300 Deal, the white's baby, and I can tell Daddy that he's mine. 170 00:10:59,440 --> 00:11:02,280 Cannot blow your fucking brains out 171 00:12:05,960 --> 00:12:06,960 Promise me one thing. 172 00:12:07,620 --> 00:12:08,620 Alright? 173 00:12:09,600 --> 00:12:11,760 Promise you'll not let my family get a hold of me. 174 00:12:12,240 --> 00:12:13,780 Honey. Okay. 175 00:12:14,180 --> 00:12:18,040 I get the impression that she's a little flirty with you and you with her. 176 00:12:19,020 --> 00:12:22,140 Come on, babe. When she talks to us, she hardly even looks at me. 177 00:12:22,640 --> 00:12:25,420 Babe. I'm not accusing you of anything. 178 00:12:25,680 --> 00:12:28,600 I just noticed that she catches your eye. 179 00:12:29,560 --> 00:12:30,560 Babe. 180 00:12:31,540 --> 00:12:33,120 You're the only one... 181 00:12:40,460 --> 00:12:43,180 If only we could just be home. 182 00:12:45,880 --> 00:12:50,140 Can't I convince you to be home? 183 00:13:19,690 --> 00:13:25,090 So if she's wearing another one of those slutty dresses of hers, I want you to 184 00:13:25,090 --> 00:13:26,090 think about this. 185 00:13:31,430 --> 00:13:31,950 I 186 00:13:31,950 --> 00:13:42,550 just 187 00:13:42,550 --> 00:13:43,550 want you all to myself. 188 00:13:50,960 --> 00:13:52,220 You're the only one for me babe. 189 00:14:38,760 --> 00:14:39,760 Thank you for your comment. 190 00:15:37,160 --> 00:15:38,160 to be your threat. 191 00:40:16,490 --> 00:40:18,950 Put on your dress. I've got to show off how hot my wife looks. 192 00:40:19,450 --> 00:40:20,450 Come on, mate. 193 00:40:20,910 --> 00:40:21,970 I'm so tired. 194 00:40:22,190 --> 00:40:23,390 My makeup's a mess now. 195 00:40:23,630 --> 00:40:24,630 Kara. 196 00:40:27,130 --> 00:40:28,130 Okay. 197 00:40:28,630 --> 00:40:31,290 Sorry. I'll check on Johnny one last time, okay? 198 00:40:46,030 --> 00:40:47,170 No, Zach would have called me by now. 199 00:40:47,950 --> 00:40:49,530 But come on, it's going to be great. 200 00:40:50,350 --> 00:40:51,350 Okay, cool. 201 00:40:57,550 --> 00:41:00,750 Babe, you look beautiful, okay? We're going to dazzle them. 202 00:41:20,080 --> 00:41:22,900 Yeah! What's up, buddy? Hey, good to see ya. 203 00:41:23,520 --> 00:41:24,520 Hello, 204 00:41:24,900 --> 00:41:26,120 gorgeous girl! 205 00:41:26,860 --> 00:41:27,860 Mmm. 206 00:41:30,440 --> 00:41:33,440 I love that salty, sweet fragrance you're wearing. 207 00:41:33,820 --> 00:41:34,820 Um, 208 00:41:35,440 --> 00:41:36,740 hey, thanks. 209 00:41:37,000 --> 00:41:39,060 You look lovely. 210 00:41:39,360 --> 00:41:40,360 This whole thing. 211 00:41:42,580 --> 00:41:47,380 Alright. Ladies and gentlemen, our eighth nearest and dearest castle gone 212 00:41:48,440 --> 00:41:49,560 Must be that Blood Moon. 213 00:41:49,940 --> 00:41:52,680 Well, I'm glad you two showed up. Very grateful. 214 00:41:52,920 --> 00:41:55,560 I have catering from Le Petit Fleur. 215 00:41:56,040 --> 00:41:57,040 Seriously? 216 00:41:58,140 --> 00:42:00,040 Please, come on in. 217 00:42:10,780 --> 00:42:11,780 Wow. 218 00:42:12,220 --> 00:42:14,140 You have such... 219 00:42:20,970 --> 00:42:24,370 Love to decorate the house with colors that bring you back to nature. 220 00:42:25,150 --> 00:42:29,570 Yeah, um, you know, these iron lamps, they look kind of like trees. 221 00:42:30,170 --> 00:42:35,830 Oh, it's hand forged by Italian designer Augusto Moratti. 222 00:42:36,210 --> 00:42:37,330 Sounds expensive. 223 00:42:37,650 --> 00:42:40,010 Oh yeah, she has expensive taste for sure. 224 00:42:40,970 --> 00:42:42,630 It's all about taste. 225 00:42:43,250 --> 00:42:47,290 If you're cheap, nothing will help. 226 00:42:57,550 --> 00:42:58,550 Sit down. 227 00:43:04,610 --> 00:43:07,130 What a gentleman. 228 00:43:11,410 --> 00:43:12,770 And here's Zach. 229 00:43:13,150 --> 00:43:15,530 Aren't we lucky to have such a chivalrous husband? 230 00:43:21,350 --> 00:43:22,350 Hmm. 231 00:43:23,470 --> 00:43:24,470 It's nothing. 232 00:43:27,240 --> 00:43:28,240 Hey, Grace. 233 00:43:28,760 --> 00:43:30,680 Oh, how wholesome. 234 00:43:34,260 --> 00:43:38,560 Dear Lord, thank you so much for how much you've blessed us. 235 00:43:39,020 --> 00:43:44,740 And thank you for all the things that money can't buy, like family and 236 00:43:45,740 --> 00:43:49,780 And thank you so much for everything that you have given us. 237 00:43:50,040 --> 00:43:51,160 How about some wine? 238 00:43:51,420 --> 00:43:54,440 Amen to that, my money! 239 00:43:54,720 --> 00:43:56,280 Oh, for the... 240 00:43:57,740 --> 00:43:58,920 None for her, please. 241 00:43:59,280 --> 00:44:02,960 She's still taking care of... I'm still nursing. 242 00:44:03,280 --> 00:44:06,020 Oh, yes. We wouldn't want to jeopardize that. 243 00:44:06,460 --> 00:44:07,780 Plenty for me. Thank you. 244 00:44:11,920 --> 00:44:16,560 Thank you. 245 00:44:37,520 --> 00:44:38,780 I was thinking about yoga class lately. 246 00:44:39,620 --> 00:44:43,880 Oh, well, everything's just been so busy with juggling work and Jonathan. 247 00:44:44,360 --> 00:44:46,700 This is actually our first day off in two weeks. 248 00:44:47,340 --> 00:44:48,340 Hmm. 249 00:44:48,360 --> 00:44:49,980 Well, how nice of you to spend it with us. 250 00:44:50,240 --> 00:44:53,140 Yeah, she's actually been doing these yoga classes online. 251 00:44:53,580 --> 00:44:57,120 It's an interactive class and there's 15 of us. It's a lot of fun. 252 00:44:57,480 --> 00:45:01,140 She looks so cute doing a little yoga in the living room in the morning. 253 00:45:01,860 --> 00:45:05,380 Everything you could possibly want is online now. I don't know why anybody 254 00:45:05,380 --> 00:45:06,380 leave their home. 255 00:45:08,560 --> 00:45:11,940 I'm not a fan of yoga, but I am a big fan of yoga pants. 256 00:45:13,840 --> 00:45:16,540 Lacey's been making me take Kira's spot in yoga class. 257 00:45:17,780 --> 00:45:21,780 Sucks to be you. I mean, probably the hardest yoga position is trying to hold 258 00:45:21,780 --> 00:45:22,800 back a fart for an hour. 259 00:45:23,660 --> 00:45:25,980 Ladies, do not fart. 260 00:45:27,460 --> 00:45:28,460 Really, Lacey? 261 00:45:30,380 --> 00:45:33,680 Kira, how are you ever going to get off those extra pounds without a proper 262 00:45:33,680 --> 00:45:34,680 instructor? 263 00:45:37,640 --> 00:45:40,440 I've actually been doing really well with the online instructor. 264 00:45:41,400 --> 00:45:44,020 Hey, Zach, so how's business? 265 00:45:45,160 --> 00:45:46,720 Well, we're swamped. 266 00:45:47,100 --> 00:45:50,320 And this little lady right here is always telling me to hire on a partner. 267 00:45:51,420 --> 00:45:54,140 You know, hey, that's good news. I have my own business. 268 00:45:54,600 --> 00:45:57,660 You know, I used to do one myself, and so I sold it. 269 00:45:58,660 --> 00:46:01,480 Well, you know, the Johnsons across the street, they told me about your old 270 00:46:01,480 --> 00:46:02,479 craft beer business. 271 00:46:02,480 --> 00:46:05,760 Yep, that was my baby. I had that for about six years before I sold it. 272 00:46:06,240 --> 00:46:09,520 I think it's owned by the Amazonian World Company, I don't know. 273 00:46:10,880 --> 00:46:12,060 Fuckers, they own everything. 274 00:46:16,860 --> 00:46:20,360 I'm sorry, you'd have to excuse me. I have to go check on Jonathan. 275 00:46:29,220 --> 00:46:34,880 Well, I have a few candidates for partners, but I haven't made any 276 00:46:34,880 --> 00:46:35,880 yet. 277 00:46:39,850 --> 00:46:41,310 No, I'm sorry. I don't smoke. 278 00:46:42,050 --> 00:46:43,050 That's funny. 279 00:46:43,510 --> 00:46:46,510 I just saw you last night out on your porch. 280 00:46:47,230 --> 00:46:51,250 Oh, but I can't get anything past my little lady. 281 00:46:51,950 --> 00:46:53,430 If you'll excuse me. 282 00:46:55,670 --> 00:46:56,670 It goes. 283 00:47:02,190 --> 00:47:06,530 Please, please don't tell Kira. She got me the patch, but I haven't quite been 284 00:47:06,530 --> 00:47:07,530 able to get her to kick it. 285 00:47:09,100 --> 00:47:13,800 Oh, what does a girl have to do to get her edge off around here? 286 00:47:21,400 --> 00:47:26,660 We'll sleep off. We'll go somewhere private. And Mom will never know about 287 00:47:26,660 --> 00:47:27,720 dirty little business. 288 00:48:05,100 --> 00:48:06,100 You're like a magician! 289 00:48:07,920 --> 00:48:09,680 You have no idea. 290 00:48:13,220 --> 00:48:15,000 Oh, you want me to do it? 291 00:48:23,880 --> 00:48:24,880 So, 292 00:48:25,140 --> 00:48:29,440 tell me, love, why are you so interested in my husband's business? 293 00:48:31,460 --> 00:48:32,520 That obvious, huh? 294 00:48:34,900 --> 00:48:40,440 Well, the past few times that we've bumped into each other have been the 295 00:48:40,440 --> 00:48:41,480 topic on your list. 296 00:48:42,520 --> 00:48:43,520 That's embarrassing. 297 00:48:45,680 --> 00:48:48,040 Desperation's only embarrassing if you fail. 298 00:48:49,220 --> 00:48:52,460 Do you think that my husband will hire you for the partnership? 299 00:48:52,960 --> 00:48:54,880 I don't know. You tell me. He's your husband. 300 00:48:55,880 --> 00:49:00,260 I think a real man should know his own destiny. 301 00:49:02,760 --> 00:49:03,980 I can tell. 302 00:49:04,460 --> 00:49:06,080 They're the real man. 303 00:49:06,880 --> 00:49:12,260 Behind this wholesome Christian husband, your wife wants you to be. 304 00:49:13,300 --> 00:49:18,020 Well, we do live a pretty wholesome life, but, you know, Kira and I really 305 00:49:18,020 --> 00:49:19,240 think there's a problem with that. 306 00:49:20,400 --> 00:49:23,180 Anyone can see the persona that you're trying to project. 307 00:49:23,760 --> 00:49:27,280 But I have a talent for seeing what's inside of people. 308 00:49:28,740 --> 00:49:32,200 Oh, well, what happened between you and Kira? I thought you guys were becoming 309 00:49:32,200 --> 00:49:33,200 good friends. 310 00:49:33,260 --> 00:49:35,300 Oh, I love Kira. 311 00:49:35,600 --> 00:49:37,160 She's a sweet girl. 312 00:49:37,520 --> 00:49:44,360 But what I really want is to become friends with you. 313 00:49:44,920 --> 00:49:45,920 Really? 314 00:49:46,920 --> 00:49:49,880 I admire you. I like your ambition. 315 00:49:50,380 --> 00:49:53,600 I can see the wheel turning behind your eyes. 316 00:49:53,840 --> 00:49:57,140 You're always planning, thinking, scheming. 317 00:49:57,540 --> 00:50:00,680 And I see a little bit of you in myself. 318 00:50:01,140 --> 00:50:04,720 You make me sound like I'm sort of like... gangster mob boss or something. 319 00:50:05,900 --> 00:50:10,120 My father is the Irish mob boss from Boston. 320 00:50:12,060 --> 00:50:16,980 I've always had an affection for gangsters, but I'm onto bosses now. 321 00:50:17,220 --> 00:50:19,000 They're in a whole league of their own. 322 00:50:19,340 --> 00:50:21,060 Are you and Zach in the mob? 323 00:50:25,500 --> 00:50:28,080 Say that again and I will kill you. 324 00:50:33,810 --> 00:50:36,070 Darling, you're so tense tonight. 325 00:50:37,030 --> 00:50:42,510 Well, when my wife and your husband get back, I can ask him to come over to my 326 00:50:42,510 --> 00:50:43,510 house tomorrow. 327 00:50:43,650 --> 00:50:45,730 I decide who his partner will be. 328 00:50:46,810 --> 00:50:51,630 Oh. We pretend that he's the owner so he can maintain his masculine dignity. 329 00:50:52,070 --> 00:50:55,050 But it's me who makes the real decisions around here. 330 00:50:55,550 --> 00:50:57,430 Oh, that's actually good news. 331 00:50:57,690 --> 00:51:01,170 Well, I think, actually, I think you'll love my portfolio. 332 00:51:01,820 --> 00:51:06,020 And you were right about ambition. This is way more than just a nine -to -five 333 00:51:06,020 --> 00:51:09,280 commitment. This is your life investment. 334 00:51:10,400 --> 00:51:15,380 You devote your life to work, and work will decide when you can have time off. 335 00:51:15,780 --> 00:51:20,920 Oh, of course. I mean, that's like with any other business. And you guys are so 336 00:51:20,920 --> 00:51:25,280 lucky to have such a trusted brand. The thing is that everyone who works with us 337 00:51:25,280 --> 00:51:26,280 becomes family. 338 00:51:26,720 --> 00:51:30,680 I become your sister, your partner is Zach, and Kiera. 339 00:51:31,260 --> 00:51:32,820 She must be amenable. 340 00:51:33,060 --> 00:51:33,979 Oh, yeah. 341 00:51:33,980 --> 00:51:38,900 Kira, totally. She is not a problem. And I know that she hasn't been going to 342 00:51:38,900 --> 00:51:45,700 yoga lately. My needs, my personal needs, become your concern when you 343 00:51:45,700 --> 00:51:47,480 part of the family. 344 00:51:51,120 --> 00:51:55,900 I'm the type of woman that cuts straight to the point, Chad. I want you to be 345 00:51:55,900 --> 00:51:56,900 our partner. 346 00:51:57,040 --> 00:52:02,720 And once you become a part of our family, you, your wife, and son will 347 00:52:02,720 --> 00:52:04,240 have to worry about income again. 348 00:52:04,540 --> 00:52:08,060 As a matter of fact, I know how much your mortgage is. 349 00:52:08,280 --> 00:52:10,460 And the signing bonus. 350 00:52:11,960 --> 00:52:17,300 It'll allow for you and your cute little wife to go out for a celebratory 351 00:52:17,300 --> 00:52:18,300 holiday. 352 00:52:18,940 --> 00:52:22,840 Seriously? I mean, Kira would love that. I mean, Kira's been holding back on 353 00:52:22,840 --> 00:52:26,120 doing so many of the things that you want to do with her. I need you to 354 00:52:26,120 --> 00:52:27,120 impregnate me, Chad. 355 00:52:27,360 --> 00:52:28,218 Excuse me, what? 356 00:52:28,220 --> 00:52:30,580 My husband and I need a baby. 357 00:52:31,050 --> 00:52:33,890 An heir for our state and our business. 358 00:52:34,710 --> 00:52:37,890 And you need a secure job. 359 00:52:40,630 --> 00:52:41,790 Nah, I'm sorry. 360 00:52:42,570 --> 00:52:44,290 This is strange. I'm going to leave. 361 00:52:44,630 --> 00:52:46,890 I will tell your wife that you came on to me. 362 00:52:49,010 --> 00:52:51,290 Do you think that she would believe me? 363 00:52:52,770 --> 00:52:53,770 Yeah. 364 00:52:55,110 --> 00:52:56,870 I think she would. How? 365 00:52:57,630 --> 00:53:00,690 You haven't been able to keep your eyes off me all night. 366 00:53:01,970 --> 00:53:05,430 Oh, yeah? Well, I'll tell your husband about all of your twisted little plans. 367 00:53:07,710 --> 00:53:08,710 He knows. 368 00:53:09,090 --> 00:53:11,490 You don't think that he's not watching us right now? 369 00:53:18,750 --> 00:53:19,810 You guys are sick. 370 00:53:20,470 --> 00:53:22,110 You guys are sick. 371 00:53:23,750 --> 00:53:27,090 It sounds like your wife is back. 372 00:53:28,590 --> 00:53:30,110 Let's play nice, darling. 373 00:53:30,430 --> 00:53:31,650 Shall we? 374 00:53:33,250 --> 00:53:35,570 I want to be friends.